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My Observations From The Woods Presser

I watched the Tiger Woods presser because I had nothing better to do, not because I was interested in what the man had. It's not that I don't believe him; it's just that it doesn't affect me. That said, I was left with several observations I'm going to share.

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And So Begins The Year Of Discipline

After looking back on how I spent 2009, I determined that, while 2009 was a good year for me, there were a lot of areas in my life that I thought could use improvement. And so, 2010 became the Year of Discipline.

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• I'm not the authority on the written form of English, but COME ON, MAN... "Should of?" It's should've for goodness sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• If you're in the bathroom with me, and you go through the trouble of wetting your hands... why don't you go ahead a put a little soap on them and scrub for 20 or 30 seconds? I mean, you're already at the faucet, is it really not worth the effort? And this goes double for you, "guy in the stall." #
• Office Tip: If you don't want a deadline to be missed, don't set that deadline to fall between Christmas and New Year's. #
• Why do people say, "Do I look like I'm made of money..." implying that they would spend more if they were? If you were actually made of money, I would think you'd spend less because spending would be like giving your limbs and organs away. Eventually, you would cease to exist. Perhaps, "Do I look like I'm not made of money..." should be used. #
• Attention, everyone! I'd like to make an announcement: RINSING your hands is not the same as WASHING them. That is all! #