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We’re Out Of Milk!!! We Gonna Die!!!!!!!!!!!

After spending all day hearing about what is now being referred to by my company as a “snow event,” and hearing a lot of people comment how they’re going to the store to buy milk, I wondered, “Why do people rush out to buy milk before a snowstorm?”

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How Does My Facebook Life Measure Up?

While Facebook is a great way to reconnect with old friends, and kill time, it has also created a barometer on which we compare our lives to the lives of those we grew up with, went to high school and college with, and those who we work with.

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• I'm not the authority on the written form of English, but COME ON, MAN... "Should of?" It's should've for goodness sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
• If you're in the bathroom with me, and you go through the trouble of wetting your hands... why don't you go ahead a put a little soap on them and scrub for 20 or 30 seconds? I mean, you're already at the faucet, is it really not worth the effort? And this goes double for you, "guy in the stall." #
• Office Tip: If you don't want a deadline to be missed, don't set that deadline to fall between Christmas and New Year's. #
• Why do people say, "Do I look like I'm made of money..." implying that they would spend more if they were? If you were actually made of money, I would think you'd spend less because spending would be like giving your limbs and organs away. Eventually, you would cease to exist. Perhaps, "Do I look like I'm not made of money..." should be used. #
• Attention, everyone! I'd like to make an announcement: RINSING your hands is not the same as WASHING them. That is all! #