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The Engagement: A Surprising Proposal

Considering all the work I did to get the perfect ring, I figured that I would need to make the proposal extra special – or at the very least a surprise. I also wanted to do something Nadia would enjoy, which led me to two options: NYC or a Virginia winery.

Asides

  • I'm not the authority on the written form of English, but COME ON, MAN... "Should of?" It's should've for goodness sakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #
  • If you're in the bathroom with me, and you go through the trouble of wetting your hands... why don't you go ahead a put a little soap on them and scrub for 20 or 30 seconds? I mean, you're already at the faucet, is it really not worth the effort? And this goes double for you, "guy in the stall." #
  • Office Tip: If you don't want a deadline to be missed, don't set that deadline to fall between Christmas and New Year's. #
  • Why do people say, "Do I look like I'm made of money..." implying that they would spend more if they were? If you were actually made of money, I would think you'd spend less because spending would be like giving your limbs and organs away. Eventually, you would cease to exist. Perhaps, "Do I look like I'm not made of money..." should be used. #
  • Attention, everyone! I'd like to make an announcement: RINSING your hands is not the same as WASHING them. That is all! #

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Welcome. I can’t say this blog has a central, underlying theme or even a point. It contains the random thoughts that pop in my head on a daily basis and things I find interesting. Here, you will most likely find postings on movies, random Seinfield trivia, and the occasional rant. Enjoy.

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