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Archive for June, 2009

Jon & Kate, I H8

As Jon & Kate go through what will most likely be a highly publicized divorce, I can’t help but wonder what exactly made them worthy of a reality TV series. The answer appears to be how the Gosselin family “battles all odds.” What odds?!?!?!?!

Who Will Get More Jail Time?

Who will get more jail time, Plaxico Burress or Donte Stallworth? Stallworth killed a man, so it should be him. Plus, Burress shot himself. Didn’t he suffer enough?

A Night At The Races

Despite a few coordination hiccups, and what seemed like an eternity in the car, a Friday night trip to Maryland International Raceway turned out to be a cheap but very entertaining night out.

An Act Of Desperation?

The current state of the economy seems to make people do crazy and desperate things. Last night, while making a stop at Harris Teeter, I think I witnessed first-hand, just how desperate one woman has become.

A Learnin’ Experience

On Sunday, I attended the Vintage Virginia Wine Festival in Manassas, VA with my girlfriend. While I was there, I learned something… I know nothing about wine. I also observed a few things about yuppies that I never noticed before.

Douche

Did you know that using the word douchebag to describe an arrogant/malicious man originated in the 1960s? I didn’t. The earliest usage I’ve ever heard was the 1991 movie, Toy Soldiers. I’m glad to see it’s standing the test of time.