Archive for August, 2009
Something’s Missing, Toastmasters
Apparently Toastmasters International, a nonprofit that helps its members improve their communication skills, only specializes in oral communication. Its grammatical skills aren’t very good. Also, is that Zack Morris from Saved By The Bell on their flyer?!?!?
MJS.net PSA: Watch Yo’ Head
More often than you think, unsuspecting moviegoers are victims of the box office, head-glass collision. These forehead-glass encounters, while comical, induce humiliation and embarrassment. But, together, we can put an end to them.
Do You Know What A Right-Of-Way Is?
When I called the town to find out whether or not we required a permit for our yard sale, I was informed that we couldn’t put our signs in the right-of-way. It was at that point that I realized, I had no idea what a right-of-way was.
Internet Saves Me $18
I just bought a digital camera from BestBuy. Ordering it online and picking it up in the store is $18 cheaper than buying it in the store. That doesn’t make any sense.
JCVD: The Real Jean Claude Van Damme
Ironically enough, it took Van Damme playing a fictional version of himself to show us his purest, most raw, emotional side. To call JCVD a performance would be inaccurate. JCVD is not merely a film. It’s Van Damme’s confession.
Back For Another Season
So Brett Favre is close to signing a contract with the media today, guaranteeing one more season of will he/ won’t he retire, and will he / won’t he unretire. There may even be an option for the following year in the deal somewhere…
Office Cake
If your office is having a birthday celebration in a conference room, don’t sit right next to the cake distributor. You should sit as far away as possible because everyone passes the cake to the people farthest away first, lest they look like pigs. Also, getting an earlier piece is better because the pieces will [...]
HDTV For $9.99? Come on, man.
I can understand being frustrated that you’re not going to get an HDTV for $9.99. But come on, did you really think Best Buy would honor a mistake that would guarantee them a huge loss on each TV?
The Worst Movie I’ve Ever Seen In My Entire Life
Have you ever seen a movie that was so awful that you recommended it to all of your friends just so that they could experience the pain of watching it? For me, that movie was The Protector. That was, until I made the mistake of watching The Black Ninja.
