Archive for October, 2009
Another Office Tip
Office Tip: Your ability to burp words and/or complete sentences is a skill best saved for parties, if you feel you MUST share it. It is, however, never, EVER appropriate for the office. EVER!
When Did The Beltway Become A Race Track?
Driving on the stretch of the Capital Beltway between the American Legion Bridge and the I-270 entrance can get pretty dicey. It’s a six-lane, free-for-all as people scramble to get from one side to the other, trying to make their exits. So, the last thing you want is a few d-bags in high-priced cars flying through the madness.
Who Plays Football In A Cardigan & Khakis?
My girlfriend recently started watching the show Gossip Girl. She’s been trying to get me to watch it, but I’ve managed to successfully avoid it. Then one day, I caught part of an episode she was watching. It didn’t take me long to figure out I didn’t like it.
Jon, Kate, And A Mom Of 8
Just when you thought the Jon Gosselin story couldn’t get any worse, the Octo-mom had to go and throw her name in the mix. Jon minus Kate plus…eh, I don’t even have the energy to make a joke… Sigh.
Another Office Tip
Office Tip: Cleverly poking fun at someone at work isn’t bad. But, when you request a fist bump to acknowledge your joke was funny, you suddenly lose all your street cred.
Why Does Movie Theater Popcorn Cost So Much?
Anyone who has purchased a $6 bag of popcorn at a movie theater can see that they’re being hosed. At face value, it seems like the theaters are bilking consumers out of every penny. But really, why does it cost so much?
To The Guy Driving The Carerra: Thanks.
When you’re speeding down the highway at 70 miles per hour, seeing a cop can make your stomach sink. Watching the cop get in his cruiser as you pass, and start speeding towards you can certainly be unnerving. Unless, of course, you realize that there’s a black, convertible Porsche Carrera S next to you.
Office Tip
Office tip: Never lean back in your chair with your arms crossed above your head. It’s virtually impossible to do any real work from this position…
The 10 Best Seinfeld Episodes
I couldn’t write a posting about the 10 Worst Seinfeld episodes without writing a posting about the 10 best episodes. It just wouldn’t be fair. So, without further ado, here they are.
The 10 Worst Seinfeld Episodes
For no other reason than sheer boredom, I decided to list the 10 worst Seinfeld episodes. Being on this list doesn’t mean I don’t think the episodes are funny. It just means that they are not as funny as the others.
