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The Engagement: A Surprising Proposal

Considering all the work I did to get the perfect ring, I figured that I would need to make the proposal extra special – or at the very least a surprise. I also wanted to do something Nadia would enjoy, which led me to two options: NYC or a Virginia winery.

The Engagement: Finding The Perfect Ring

Secretly finding the perfect engagement ring for Nadia was no easy task. In fact, the only thing harder than finding the perfect engagement ring for her was finding the best deal on the perfect ring. Through patience and determination, I was able to do both.

20 Things I Learned From Black Dynamite

Black Dynamite is a hilarious spoof of the blaxploitation films of the 70s, as long as you don’t take it seriously. But, more than that it’ll teach you some things. Can you dig it? I can dig it. You gorilla-eatin’ jive turkeys.

It’s Punch Buggy, Not Punch Dub!

Am I the only one who can’t stand Volkswagen’s “Punch Dub” advertising campaign? The game is punch buggy, not punch dub, even if VW wants to try to brand it as a “whole new game.” But, where did it come from, and what consistutes a punch buggy?

Back To The Track For Some Bracket Racing

My buddy Mike and I headed to Maryland International Raceway so he could race his 2003 Mustang Cobra SVT. Despite a long @ss drive and surpringly cold temperatures, it was a good time that pretty much ensured that we won’t wait a year to go back.

Want To Storm The Field? Learn Some Jukes

Seventeen-year-old Phillies fan Steve Consalvi decided to run out on the field during the eighth inning of the Monday night game against the Cards. He waved a towel around, acting goofy and taunting field security. Little did he realize that one security officer was about to light him up.

A Day At The National Zoo

On Saturday, Nadia, Nyah, and I headed to the National Zoo for a birthday party. I had never been to the National Zoo in nine years of living in the DC area so, I didn’t really know what to expect.

My Observations From The Woods Presser

I watched the Tiger Woods presser because I had nothing better to do, not because I was interested in what the man had. It’s not that I don’t believe him; it’s just that it doesn’t affect me. That said, I was left with several observations I’m going to share.

Jacobellis: (Verb) To Lose Due To Showboating

In the 2006 Winter Olympics, Lindsey Jacobellis was on her way to a gold medal in the Snowboard Cross event. She had a three-second lead and was in sight of the finish line. On the penultimate jump, she decided to attempt an aerial trick to celebrate, and that decision ended up costing her big time.

We’re Out Of Milk!!! We Gonna Die!!!!!!!!!!!

After spending all day hearing about what is now being referred to by my company as a “snow event,” and hearing a lot of people comment how they’re going to the store to buy milk, I wondered, “Why do people rush out to buy milk before a snowstorm?”