Archive for February, 2010
My Observations From The Woods Presser
I watched the Tiger Woods presser because I had nothing better to do, not because I was interested in what the man had. It’s not that I don’t believe him; it’s just that it doesn’t affect me. That said, I was left with several observations I’m going to share.
Jacobellis: (Verb) To Lose Due To Showboating
In the 2006 Winter Olympics, Lindsey Jacobellis was on her way to a gold medal in the Snowboard Cross event. She had a three-second lead and was in sight of the finish line. On the penultimate jump, she decided to attempt an aerial trick to celebrate, and that decision ended up costing her big time.
We’re Out Of Milk!!! We Gonna Die!!!!!!!!!!!
After spending all day hearing about what is now being referred to by my company as a “snow event,” and hearing a lot of people comment how they’re going to the store to buy milk, I wondered, “Why do people rush out to buy milk before a snowstorm?”
