Observations
My Observations From The Woods Presser
I watched the Tiger Woods presser because I had nothing better to do, not because I was interested in what the man had. It’s not that I don’t believe him; it’s just that it doesn’t affect me. That said, I was left with several observations I’m going to share.
We’re Out Of Milk!!! We Gonna Die!!!!!!!!!!!
After spending all day hearing about what is now being referred to by my company as a “snow event,” and hearing a lot of people comment how they’re going to the store to buy milk, I wondered, “Why do people rush out to buy milk before a snowstorm?”
When Did The Beltway Become A Race Track?
Driving on the stretch of the Capital Beltway between the American Legion Bridge and the I-270 entrance can get pretty dicey. It’s a six-lane, free-for-all as people scramble to get from one side to the other, trying to make their exits. So, the last thing you want is a few d-bags in high-priced cars flying through the madness.
Why Does Bobby Brown Deserve A Parkway?
If you’ve been to Atlanta, you might have stumbled upon a little street called Bobby Brown Parkway. Most people who are familiar with late 80s, early 90s music will ask, “What did Bobby Brown do to deserve a street named after him?”
Is Economy Affecting Emergency Responders?
We called 911 to report that a man at the theater was having severe chest pains. The dispatcher went through a series of questions that, to me, wasted time. But, I wonder if she was just making sure that it was an emergency before sending an ambulance.
Movie Theater Etiquette
We’ve all been to movie theaters, and most of us know about the one-seat buffer zone around people we don’t know. But, even if you have the buffer, and you’re asked to move over so a group of people can sit together, you kinda have to. If you don’t, you risk looking like a douche.
